The Graveyard

Apidura

Born 2013

the reasonable lifetime of our products

Died Sep. 23, 2026

Survived by 3 year producer guarantee

Guardian gear

Born 1956

collars guaranteed for life

Died 2026

Survived by no warranty

Acorn sales

Born 1964

the lifetime of your seal

Died 2026

Survived by 2 year seal guarantee

Dynafit

Born 1969

10 year "lifetime"

Died 2026

Survived by 2 years

Decathlon Bikes

Born 1976

Died 2026

Boltz Furniture

Born 1998

the life of the product as long as you are the original owner

Died 2026

Ecksand

Born 2009

For life

Died 2026

Survived by 10 years

Rukket Sports

Born 2012

Unspecified lifetime

Died 2026

Camile and Stone

Born 2020

Lifetime

Died 2026

Survived by 2 years

Flex tools

Born N/A

Died Dec. 31, 2025

CHAYNE

Born 2019

the duration of the original purchaser’s lifetime

Died Dec. 2025

Lululemon

Born 1998

Quality Promise (no time limit)

Died 2024

Survived by 1 year Quality Promise

Portland Gear

Born 2014

Died 2024

Survived by 2 years

SmileDirectClub

Born 2014

"for life"

Died Dec. 8, 2023

Pad & Quill

Born 2010

Died 2023

Eddie Bauer

Born 1921

Unconditional Lifetime Guarantee

Died 2019

Survived by 60 day materials and workmanship

Dr. Martens

Born N/A

Died Mar. 2018

LL Bean

Born 1912

lifetime 100% satisfaction guarantee

Died Feb. 9, 2018

Survived by 1 year 100% satisfaction guarantee

Land's End

Born 1962

Any time

Died 2018

Survived by No warranty

Silpada

Born 1997

Died 2017

Survived by 1 year

Coach

Born 1941

Lifetime Guarantee

Died 2015

Survived by 2 year warranty, paid repairs after 1 year

REI

Born 1938

100% satisfaction guarantee (no time limit)

Died Jun. 4, 2013

Survived by 1 year satisfaction guarantee

Tumi

Born 1975

Died 2004

Survived by 5 year warranty

The Free Sewing Machine

Born N/A

Died 1954

Whipping Post (now WP Standard)

Born N/A

Died N/A

Survived by "warranty" no duration stated

Maglite

Born N/A

Died N/A

Brown Disc Manufacturing

Born N/A

Died N/A

AM Hill pens

Born N/A

Died N/A

Powermaster

Born N/A

Died N/A

Survived by 1 year

Extreme Networks

Born N/A

Died N/A

Senator furniture

Born N/A

Died N/A

New home sewing machine co

Born N/A

Died N/A

Monster Cable

Born N/A

Died N/A

Castro Convertibles

Born N/A

Died N/A

Survived by 3 year warranty

Looptworks

Born N/A

Died N/A

Eastpak

Born N/A

Died N/A

Chaco

Born N/A

Lifetime of the product

Died N/A

Survived by 5 years

Vasque

Born N/A

Died N/A

Redhead Socks

Born N/A

Died N/A

Artcraft plastics- slip covers

Born N/A

Died N/A

Radio Shack

Born N/A

Died N/A

International Silver Co

Born N/A

Died N/A

Wandrd

Born N/A

Died N/A

Occident Steak Fork

Born N/A

Died N/A

Acousticon

Born N/A

Died N/A

Survived by 3 years

Sears

Born N/A

Died N/A

Tweezerman

Born N/A

Died N/A

Tesoris Laptops

Born N/A

Died N/A

EA Mayor Piano

Born N/A

Died N/A

Chrysler

Born N/A

Died N/A